I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vin... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Knocking on a door is so violent. Talk on the door. Try to get it to open up through communication, not violence."

"I used to gorge on gorgeous women, but now I look for things that can’t be seen with the eyes, but are only detected by the heart. This is love."

"A sofa on an elevator would be like a slow roller coaster where you get to work on your small talk skills. Oh yes, I am an adrenaline junky."

"I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery. Come to think of it, every shift at the cemetery is the graveyard shift."

"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."