I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vin... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The sunset sky fades from blue to orange over Gainesville, Florida, and what I lost is less than what I gained. I gained love, I lost love, and if could do it all again, I would."

"I was so depressed I thought about committing TV. I mean suicide. In the end I decided to binge on @Netflix and it really made me feel better."

"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."

"A window—it’s more entertaining than TV. Just ask a cat looking out, or a man looking in on a life he desires."

"To attract a lover, you need to craft the perfect Craigslist ad. Here’s mine: Free TV with purchase of potato chips and couch."