#Wine

"I would pour you a glass of wine, but wouldn’t it be more romantic if you sipped it out of my armpit?"

"Beer has that Olympic medal color,” Rot replied, “but does it have a winning taste? I’d hardly call silver a champion flavor. No, I’ll stick to my red wine."

"I'm a bit of a clothes hoarder, admittedly. I try to weed out stuff. My girlfriends come over for cheese and wine and go shopping in my wardrobe. They especially love it when they get stuff with a tag still on."

"At church, during communion, they give out free wine. Whoa! Talk about a great place to drink and meet women."

"[I]t is the wine that leads me on,the wild winethat sets the wisest man to singat the top of his lungs,laugh like a fool – it drives theman to dancing... it eventempts him to blurt out storiesbetter never told."

"Although finding fruit flies in your wine or beer can be a bit annoying, I hope people will pause to admire the tenacity of these clever little creatures. They are really just hungry animals looking for something to eat, and have no intention of ruining your happy hour."

"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."

"Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me."

"Philosophy is like wine. There are good years and bad years but, in general, the older the better."

"If you go back to the Greeks and Romans, they talk about all three - wine, food, and art - as a way of enhancing life."

"She likes her wine white, and that’s how I like my clam chowder. So chuggable!"

"I let wine breathe. And I hold my breathe, so it can get all the air."

"Read as you taste fruit or savor wine, or enjoy friendship, love or life."

"Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books"

"I can sell you wine and I can sell you flowers, but I can't sell you romance, because that comes from your heart, and it's free."

"Aw I don't wanta go to no such thing, I just wanta drink in alleys.'...But you'll miss all that, just for some old wine.'There's wisdom in wine, goddam it!' I yelled. 'Have a shot!"

"One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk."

"I love everything that is old; old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wines."

"I like grape juice. Fermented grape juice—wine. It’s the drink of choice for champions. I know because I asked a bunch of winners."

"I collect art, and I drink wine... things that I like that I had never been exposed to. But I never said, 'I'm going to buy art to impress this crowd.' That's just ridiculous to me. I don't live my life like that, because how could you be happy with yourself?"