"I know she is going on vacation, so I knitted her a sweater. It matches the bathing suit I knitted her, and it’s as revealing as my feelings for her."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"Based on the questions we both answered, we’re a 0% love match. That means we’re 100% compatible, once I enlighten her to the correct perspective on life."
"My cat is ignorant of the law. But then so am I. That means I am not his master, because we are both slaves."
"I loved her as long as a midget. It was gruesome, and then I grew some."
"Our love, that’s real. Our currency, the dollar, that’s imaginary. Invest in us, and I promise you that you won’t lose your life’s savings."