I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wo... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep."
"I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so loud when I'm trying to sleep."
"If flowers were boogers, I'd pick a few big ones and flick them on your grave."
"When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."
"I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning."
"The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss."