I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a polit... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."
"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."
"The wind may be invisible, but it’s colored by memories of you, as you gently blew into my life, adding motion and emotion to my still-beating heart."
"Lying in bed listless, I wrote a list. I then had a list, but I was still listless. Perhaps because my list was of all the things I love, and every entry was you."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"We had a lavender kind of love, so soothing and smooth, and if I could bottle up what we had, you'd want it all over your body."
"What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there in that? He's a loser—that’s why he's number two."