I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a polit... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"I had eggs for breakfast. I ate them off the hood of a politician’s car, after I threw them there."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"The curve of her smile, the curve of the small of her back, the curve of her laugh, everything about her makes me want to be more well-rounded."
"If you have a broken heart, I’d like to fix it. Repairs start at just $69. Special delivery charges may apply."
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"Hard at work? I’ll give you a hand—my right hand. It’s a handshake, for networking and encouragement purposes. Keep it up!"
"Relationships are like water. If you grab tight, clamping and clenching to gain control, you’ll lose it all. Instead, cup your hand gently, so she feels free to drink until her thirst is quenched."