#pants

"I just bought some cargo pants, so I can deliver goods at the speed of a walk. It’s an environmentally friendly #startup."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"When I make love, I make extra, and then I keep it in my pants pockets. Well, not all of it. I give an inappropriate amount to the tax collectors."

"I keep water in my pockets, as portable fish tanks. My love letters often get soggy with sentimentality."