I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater.... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
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"I was going to change my clothes, but I changed my mind instead."
"I got a new car. I just need to put it together. They’re easier to steal piece by piece."
"The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting."