I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater.... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"I want to own a wind farm. Don’t breathe, or you’ll undermine the price of my crop."