I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater.... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33
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"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I’m such an alcoholic that I go to church just for communion."
"You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep for eight hours."