More quotes by Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."
"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."
"I am my own clone. I’m not who I was yesterday, but then again I am."