More quotes by Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me

"I think it would be neat to meet a man who slept with one eye open, especially if that man was a Cyclops."
"I always keep a Ziploc bag in my pocket, and wherever I go I fill up my bag with dirt, because my goal is to be the largest land holder in the world by the time I'm 42."
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."
"My father sacrificed his life for our family when I was growing up. He was one of the bravest, wisest, and most unselfish goats I have ever known, and I will miss his cheese dearly."
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."