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"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me."
"Question for your life: If Socrates had a clone, would he advise that clone to know thy self, or to know myself, with myself in this case being himself?"
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."
"The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting."