"I love my daddy. My daddy's everything. I hope I can find a man that will treat me as good as my dad."
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30 quotes about Dad
Discover inspiring Dad quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about Dad to inspire your life.
Dad Quotes
"I could name my penis Steve, and it would be appropriate, as it is sort of shaped like my dad’s face, whose name is Steve. Not just his face, but his whole body and person is named Steve. And he’s a dick."
"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."
"When my dad founded our church, he used either a globe or a map of the world behind him. It was symbolic of what Christ said: to go forth and preach hope to the world. We believe in the cross, but we just continued with the globe."
"I’m very close to my dad. He’s about six inches away right now and snoring in my ears."
"My mum and dad had worked incredibly hard to afford me an education."
"I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’s not my dad at all, that’s just some stranger hanging around in my memory."
"I know that I will never find my father in any other man who comes into my life, because it is a void in my life that can only be filled by him."
"My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor, a real dedicated dad. I don't think he ever missed a hockey game I was in."
"I'm a huge NASCAR fan, but I'm not a gearhead. I've never been into fixing cars. It's not because I don't like it. I would love to know more. It's just my dad never taught me that stuff because my dad wasn't a mechanic."
"It was my father who taught me to value myself. He told me that I was uncommonly beautiful and that I was the most precious thing in his life."
"Just to show my dad that I think he's number one, I bought him a urinal cake for his birthday."
"My dad's sense of humor was direct and sometimes surreal - his quick wit is well known amongst our family and friends. He raised me on Spike Jones records and W.C. Fields movies, and his sense of humor fell somewhere in between."
"Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house open to hope."
"People tell me I look like my father. I've never seen my dad, so does that mean I look invisible?"
"I have always loved camping, ever since I was eight, and was forcibly stuffed in a trunk and dropped off in the middle of the forest. My dad was a complex man, but I believe he was trying to show me the value of camping."
"My daughter doesn't even get my humor. She's like, 'Um, no. I don't get it, Dad. Mmm, no, not that one, Dad.'"
"My dad has a dry, deadpan sense of humor, and my mom has an unexpected, wacky take on things. They really encouraged laughing at ourselves and the weirdness of situations that come up growing up in politics."
"Most kids start talking by age two. I didn't say a word until I was twelve. I was just angry and defiant I guess. My first word wasn't "Mom"or "Dad."It was "No."
"Chairs have legs. Four of them, like my father. Meow."