#masters

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."