#Master

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."