#Master

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."