#Master

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."