#pets

"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods."

"Treasure isn’t always gold, silver, and gems. Sometimes it’s furry and purring. Happy Cuddle-with-your-cat Day!"

"You know what I like most about people? Pets."

"Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them."

"My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk."

"Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened."

"You can't be sad when Daisy is around, she won't let you."

"Cats are puddles of cuteness. I stepped in one the other day that was so muddy I not only had to pet it, but cuddle with it for hours."

"I just sprayed cologne on my hand and then pet the back of my cat's head while he slept, and he woke up so confused, trying to sniff behind his neck and all around wondering what sweet attack he was under."

"The cat hair floated in the air like a sound vibration, and I plucked it like a guitar string. Sometimes I can be so musical I’m like a living love song."

"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."

"Anyone who has no need of anybody but himself is either a beast or a God."Aristotle"

"Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it."

"when I am feelinglowall i have to do iswatch my catsand mycouragereturns"

"Her love stays with me wherever I go. That’s because I have it on a leash, like a dog, and I take it for walks like I do with my pet wheelchair."

"I love apricots. They’re so fuzzy they’re furry. They’re like little pets you can eat legally."

"Dogs have four legs, just like chairs. I would take mine for a walk, but I’m sitting on it."

"I love when my cat crushes his forehead into mine like my skull is an empty beer can. But it’s not—there’s still a sip left."

"I said hello to the poodle."

"I pet horses and ride cats, because I’m a cowman. I’m too mature to be a cowboy."