My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechau... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"I often fantasize about torturing some of the lazier letters of the alphabet, like C, U, and E, because together they only manage to accomplish as much as the solitary letter Q."
"I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines."
"With all the money my uncle embezzled over the years, it's no surprise he lives in a gated community. But what is amazing, however, is that he somehow managed to get his own cell."
"I consider conversations with people to be mind exercises, but I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning."
"When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance."