My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechau... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"I wish the masses of people would all follow my advice, because I'd throw it off a cliff."
"My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster."
"To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle."
"This morning my girlfriend was so loud in bed that we woke up the neighbors. So I told them to roll over and go back to sleep."
"If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people."