My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechau... - Jarod Kintz, It Occurred to Me
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"My two favorite colors of the rainbow are gold and leprechaun."
"In high school I got voted most likely to get voted for something. Even though I was the only one who voted, it still felt terrific being nominated."
"When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance."
"When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance."
"I will never buy a fish tank, because I don't believe in supporting the funding of aquatic war machines."
"My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster."