"I just invented a device that eliminates vice. It looks like a bottle of booze, only it’s empty, because I just drank it."
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Drunk Quotes
"You can’t win in love. But if you could, I’d be the clear victor. Vodka is also clear, and I must be drunk."
"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."
"When I die, remember to remove my body from the cooler before you start making the hunch punch. But by all means, do get drunk on my memory."
"I thought about the days i had handed over to a bottle..the nights i can't remember..the mornings i slept thru..all the time spent running from myself."
"There are hours for rest, and hours for wakefulness; nights for sobriety and nights for drunkenness—(if only so that possession of the former allows us to discern the latter when we have it; for sad as it is, no human body can be happily drunk all the time)."
"A man's true character comes out when he's drunk."
"You can't just make me different and then leave"
"Drunken men give some of the best pep talks."
"...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church."
"She brews a bruise on my heart, and drinks it like a beer. She calls it love, but she would, because she’s drunk on my torment."
"My mind may be sober, but my confidence is high!"
"A raisin on the ground is full of hope that if it just keeps aging, it will turn into wine and get drunk on its wrinkly self."
"I can hold my alcohol, just like I’m a wine bottle. I dance as fluid as glass, and my heart shatters just as easily."
"The naked truth is anything but naked. But it will be soon enough, if I keep giving it alcohol."
"It's useless to hold a person to anything he says while he's in love, drunk, or running for office."
"We all look for happiness, but without knowing where to find it: like drunkards who look for their house, knowing dimly that they have one"
"And in the end, we were all just humans.. drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness."
"One should always be drunk. That's all that matters...But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk."
"excuse my enthusiasm or rather madness, for I am really drunk with intellectual vision whenever I take a pencil or graver into my hand."