Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling... - Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
"Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
"Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."
"Scriptures, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based."
"Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable.Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work."
"Redemption, n. Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sin through their murder of the deity against whom they sinned. The doctrine of Redemption is the fundamental mystery of our holy religions, and whoso believeth in it shall not perish, but have everlasting life in which to try to understand it."
"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."