Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling... - Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary
"Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
"Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly."
"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
"Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner, confessedly unworthy."
"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."
"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."
"NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi."