Sweater, n. Garment worn by child when its mother is feeling... - Ambrose Bierce, The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

"Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable."

"Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel."

"Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage."

"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another."

"NIHILIST, n. A Russian who denies the existence of anything but Tolstoi. The leader of the school is Tolstoi."