More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."
"I hide how I feel, and I hide the fact that I hide how I feel, but I can't bury the past without having a funeral of the heart."
"I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are outfitted with flashlights."
"The sides of buildings should be like the tops of lakes. I’d fish through your window hoping to catch a smile."