More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"If I could bronze my love, it’d be worthy of a silver medal. I would pour you a large glass of Michael Phelps, but I don’t have that much water."
"Let me just pause a minute and drink in this moment. And if you film it, I’ll be able to get free refills for life."
"The word long is short, and so is the word short, but why is the word love as long as long? Shouldn’t it be longer?"
"Love flows like flowers, and grows like water. I’m so thirsty for romance I could drink a dozen roses."
"I wish the military were the militerary. Less fighting and more reading."