Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communi... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Telephone pole wires get in the way of great photos. Communication always gets in the way of communication."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Midnight is Hellen-Kelleresque, so if you ask me if I’m seeing anybody, I’ll ask you what time it is. Answers are always between 12:01 AM to 11:59 PM."
"I drank so much booze I was bamboozled. Alcohol makes my mind as discombobulated as love makes my heart. I’d sure appreciate it if you poured me a large glass of romance."
"A fridge will keep your steaks fresh, but keeping a live cow in grandmother’s room will keep the meat fresher. Let this be a lesson in love."
"Lightning doesn’t thunder twice. Let that be a lesson in love."
"I miss her like 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, and 5 misses 8. When we made love, our two bodies formed one spiral that seemed to cycle to the sky."