#Cooking

"To make my meal in a box taste better, I decided to tweak the logo, rather than the ingredients."

"I mean really, how could an artistic individual stay grounded in the nitty-gritty of how many minutes per pound meat has to stay in the oven when trying to fathom the creative philosophy behind the greatest artistic minds of the world?"

"Calvin: Why are you crying mom?Mom: I'm cutting up an onion.Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables."

"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found."

"I’m making naked, and I’m making it by hand and other body parts. Next I’ll be making spaghetti, if my first cooking show hasn’t been canceled by then."

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."

"An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a cabbage, concludes that it makes a better soup."

"I wish my stove came with a Save As button like Word has. That way I could experiment with my cooking and not fear ruining my dinner."

"I cook. My favorite thing to make is love."

"In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport."

"The clouds are like marble in the sky, and I just want to make a kitchen counter out of the atmosphere. I can cook like a flock of birds."

"The big uncookable sections of who we are, they’re the ones I love to taste the most."