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"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."