The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33

"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."

"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."

"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."

"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."

"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."