The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start... - Jarod Kintz, $3.33
"The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting."
"The fastest way to lose weight is to find religion and start fasting."
"There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you."
"Any lustful fool can love a million women, but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times."
"I feel like I could be the best, but I’m not going to openly admit that. At least not to any of my clones."
"I am a master of logic and a powerfully convincing debater. In fact, against my better judgment, I can talk myself out of doing anything."
"Goodbyes, they often come in waves."