Random Inspirational Quotes

"I just hope I remember to tell my kids that they are as happy as I look in my old photographs. And I hope that they believe me."

"My friend, you thought you lost Him;that all your life you've been separated from Him.Filled with wonder, you've always looked outside for Him,and haven't searched within your own house."

"The only way that we can live, is if we grow. The only way that we can grow is if we change. The only way that we can change is if we learn. The only way we can learn is if we are exposed. And the only way that we can become exposed is if we throw ourselves out into the open. Do it. Throw yourself."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"The death of God left the angels in a strange position."

"I hated sports. I hated sports, and I hated people who played them, and I hated people who watched them, and I hated people who didn't hate people who watched or played them."

"I’m bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Were knowledge all, what were our needTo thrill and faint and sweetly bleed?"

"A miracle, my friend, is an event which creates faith."

"I liked you, cop. From the moment I met you. No… not the first moment. I wanted to kill you when I first met you. But then I liked you. A lot."

"Nothing good was learnt too swiftly. Knowledge should be a purposeful accumulance of observed experience, applied and tested to the full."

"My vacation wasn’t long enough—and neither was my penis. Two weeks is just too short to satisfy one woman all night long."

"You can't go into new life experiences without the understanding that yeah, you may fail, but knowing you might fail can't stop you from trying."

"Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose."

"Ultimately, happiness comes down to choosing between the discomfort of becoming aware of your mental afflictions and the discomfort of being ruled by them."

"When you are in troubled and worried and sick at heartAnd your plans are upset and your world falls apart,Remember God's ready and waiting to shareThe burden you find much to heavy to bear--So with faith, "Let Go and Let GOD"lead your wayInto a brighter and less troubled day"

"Roses may say “I love you,” but the cactus says “Fuck off."

"When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?"and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off."

"It was like walking into a treasure trove of books, hoarded by pirate librarians."