Random Inspirational Quotes

"Reconstruction of Japan After World War II [10w] 'I am what I plan'became the motto of modern-Japan."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Everything we do impacts someone else's life."

"The scientist is not a person who gives the right answers, he's one who asks the right questions."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Unreturned love is like trying to make a sandwich with one slice of bread. Don’t stress—fold it in half and love yourself."

"The power of finding beauty in the humblest things makes home happy and life lovely."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"May the odds be ever in your favor!"

"Must be weird for you, having your mom here.""Weird for me, weird for her, probably weird for you since you had to give up your swinging bachelor pad.""Mrs. Casnoff let me install my heart-shaped Jacuzzi in my new dorm room.""Cal,"I said with mock astonishment, "did you just make a joke?""Maybe."

"It is only possible to live happily ever after on a daily basis."

"With any new business deal, don’t think about how much you can afford to get—think about how much you can afford to give. A spirit of giving will allow you to get."

"Today's business and health care climate may not be pleasant. Cutbacks, pay cuts and layoffs do not make anyone's job easy. But that does not mean that the humor need stop."

"Novels give you the matrix of emotions, give you the flavour of a time in a way formal history cannot."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Freedom in capitalist society always remains about the same as it was in ancient Greek republics: Freedom for slave owners."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."