Random Inspirational Quotes

"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."

"Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't."

"And still, after all this time,The sun never says to the earth,"You owe Me."Look what happens withA love like that,It lights the Whole Sky."

"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."

"It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Educate yourself to the highest degree."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"I think you make the best with what you've got, you know? Sometimes you have very little. And you just always try to rise to higher ground, because you're going to suffer one way or the other, so you just hope that you have strength and perseverance and good friends and faith, some kind of faith, to endure and move on to greener pastures."

"Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars."

"Be a bit of a challenge; not because you're playing games but because you realize you're worth the extra effort."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life."

"Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use."

"I love you, Missy girl. Even if I can't be with you, know that I'm here. So, that's it. More than the stars, Taylor. More than the stars."

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."

"Man is a demon, man is a god. Both true."

"Potential has a shelf life."

"‎"If there is no God, then man and the universe are doomed. Like prisoners condemned to death, we await our unavoidable execution. There is no God, and there is no immortality. And what is the consequence of this? It means that life itself is absurd. It means that the life we have is without ultimate significance, value, or purpose."

"Obscurity and a competence—that is the life that is best worth living."