Random Inspirational Quotes

"If our testimonies are strong onthis point and if we feel the absolute assurance that God loves us, we will change our questons. We won't ask, 'Why did this happen?' or 'Why doesn't God care about me?' Instead, our questions will become, 'What can I learn from this experience?' or 'How does the Lord want me to handle this?"

"Diligence is the mother of good fortune."

"I have an inconsequential errand to run tomorrow so I’ll get up at 5, be there at 5:30, and wait for them to open up at 10. I’m never late, except in love."

"The treacherous are ever distrustful."

"I love Christmas, not just because of the presents but because of all the decorations and lights and the warmth of the season."

"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"

"Authors do not choose a story to write, the story chooses us."

"Sometimes letting go is the only way to find out who you're meant to hold on to."

"By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest."

"With Cosmic Ordering you can count your chickens before they have hatched."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."

"It doesn't matter how wealthy you may be in material things, what matters is do you know what to do with those wealth?"

"On a scale of 1 to extroverted, I’m a 3.14159. So is pi. I network like “the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.” Thanks, Wikipedia!"

"The Soul selects her own Society."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"The harmonica has musical wind, and is the breath of soul. It’s like a sad, lonely I love you lost in the breeze."

"Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all those who live without love."

"Words rich in meaning can be cheap in sound effects."

"The deep observation of nature can transform your consciousness into a higher consciousness that will awaken your true being."

"When I dance, I’m so fluid you could drink my moves. And if you sip it with your morning coffee, you’ll be light on your feet all day."