Random Inspirational Quotes

"The book thief has struck for the first time – the beginning of an illustrious career."

"I let wine breathe. And I hold my breathe, so it can get all the air."

"Certain bookworms eat books. Eat them, swear in them, spill things on them."

"A few nights later, I secretly hope that I might be a genius. Why else can no amount of sleeping pills fell my brain? But in the morning my daughter asks me what a cloud is and I cannot say."

"No brain at all, some of them [people], only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"When people talk of the freedom of writing, speaking or thinking I cannot choose but laugh. No such thing ever existed. No such thing now exists; but I hope it will exist. But it must be hundreds of years after you and I shall write and speak no more."

"They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever."

"The story of my recent life.' I like that phrase. It makes more sense than 'the story of my life', because we get so many lives between birth and death. A life to be a child. A life to come of age. A life to wander, to settle, to fall in love, to parent, to test our promise, to realize our mortality- and in some lucky cases, to do something after that realization."

"They call me, The Sharkalator"

"Read over your compositions, and wherever you meet with a passage which you think is particularly fine, strike it out."

"What we all want, really, is to be loved. That craving drives our worst behavior."

"These violent delights have violent endsAnd in their triump die, like fire and powderWhich, as they kiss, consume"

"When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Wherever the art of medicine is loved, there is also a love of humanity."

"Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge."

"At the end of almost every AA meeting, someone read the Promises. One of these was 'We will not regret the past nor wish to shut the door on it'. Dan thought he would always regret the past, but he had quit trying to shut the door. Why bother, when it would just come open again? The fucking had no latch, let alone a lock."

"A rose is a mixture of flower and thorns, which means it’s half “Let’s fuck,” and half “fuck you."

"Have you ever felt the longing for someone you could admire? For something, not to look down at, but up to?"