"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."
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"عيب الإنسان الأكبر هو إنكاره عيوبه, ودفاعه المستميت عنها."
"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."
"In this hour, I do not believe that any darkness will endure."
"You might be poor, your shoes might be broken, but your mind is a palace."
"God's gifts put men's best dreams to shame."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"Balanced emotions are crucial to intuitive decision making."
"No matter where it is in the sky... No matter where you are in the world... the moon is never bigger than your thumb. -John"
"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."
"If you dont have any shadows you're not in the light"
"Despite the enormous quantity of books, how few people read! And if one reads profitably, one would realize how much stupid stuff the vulgar herd is content to swallow every day."
"Beauty is not who you are on the outside, it is the wisdom and time you gave away to save another struggling soul, like you."
"In a time of destruction, create something."
"She was right about something else too,"Dimitri said after a long pause. My back was to him, but there was a strange quality to his voice that made me turn around."What's that?"I asked."That I do still love you."With that one sentence, everything in the universe changed."
"Now I understand that one of the important reasons for going to college and getting an education is to learn that the things you've believed in all your life aren't true, and that nothing is what it appears to be."
"I had a dream about you last night. The champagne was non-alcoholic. You didn't notice, and laughed at my jokes anyway."
"#Networking is people looking for people looking for people. As for me, I’m more of a birdwatcher."
"If you have a dream, don’t just sit there. Gather courage to believe that you can succeed and leave no stone unturned to make it a reality."
"Joy descends gently upon us like the evening dew, and does not patter down like a hailstorm."
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