Random Inspirational Quotes

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts."

"Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!"

"I'm going to sell Flash Bang Wow Fuzz (not a drill) in a bottle, but I’m not sure how to market it. Maybe as a drinkable alternative to love."

"M*A*S*H offered real characters and everybody identified with them because they had such soul. The humor was intelligent and it always assumed that you had an intellect."

"The most powerful weapon on earth is the human soul on fire."

"Facing your fears robs them of their power"

"You may be born thousands of years from now, but over the boundaries of time I am sending you my love and wishing you a joyful and wonderful life."

"They laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same."

"But when ye come, and all the flowers are dying,If I am dead, as dead I well may be,You'll come and find the place where I am lying,And kneel and say Ave there for me,And I shall hear, though soft you tread above me,And all my grave will warmer, sweeter be,For you will bend and tell me that you love me,And I shall sleep in peace until you come to me"

"You are a placebo responder. Your body plays tricks on your mind. You cannot be trusted."

"You can forget that other people carry pieces of your own story around in their heads. I've always thought--put together all those random pieces form everyone who's ever known you from your parents to the guy who once sat next to you on a bus, and you'd probably see a fuller version of your life than you even did while living it."

"No student ever attains very eminent success by simply doing what is required of him: it is the amount and excellence of what is over and above the required, that determines the greatness of ultimate distinction."

"If I ever go to China, I’m going to find a piano and play “Chopsticks”--only not with my fingers, but rather I’ll be using two forks."

"God save us from people who mean well."

"So as I shivered, naked and damp, in front of the bathroom mirror, I raised my eyes skyward. "I hope we're still okay."I got no answer, but then, I didn't really expect one. Answer or not, it didn't matter. That's the thing about faith, I guess."

"She moves through my memory the way the gentle river waves turn the setting sun's rays into a nostalgic light show."

"Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little."

"Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them."

"To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life."