Random Inspirational Quotes

"Everything else has vanished, so you take them now. Maybe if you're the one keeping them, I'll be the one feeling better."

"To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems"

"You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time."

"What is grand is necessarily obscure to weak men. That which can be made explicit to the idiot is not worth my care."

"Love is something you do for someone else, not something you do for yourself."

"You cannot continue on the same path and arrive at a different destination. Make the choice to have your actions reflect your goals."

"I sit quietly and think about my mom. It's funny how memory erodes, If all I had to work from were my childhood memories, my knowledge of my mother would be faded and soft, with a few sharp memories standing out."

"Always strive to aim for the highest peak of the goals in life you have set, this way if you manage to reach even half way toward a goal, landing in the middle is not such a bad place to end up."

"I love the Swedish people for their detective novels, their archipelago, their sense of humor, their carbonated vodka, and most especially, for their wonderful hospitality."

"The more details, depth and thought you put into your ideas the more valuable they become."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"re-examine all you have been told in school or church or in any book, and dismiss whatever insults your own soul; and your very flesh shall be a great poem, and have the richest fluency, not only in its words, but in the silent lines of its lips and face, and between the lashes of your eyes, and in every motion and joint of your body.[From the preface to Leaves Grass]"

"The seed of suffering in you may be strong, but don't wait until you have no more suffering before allowing yourself to be happy."

"A broken heart in real life isn't half as dreadful as it is in books. It's a good deal like a bad tooth, though you won't think THAT a very romantic simile. It takes spells of aching and gives you a sleepless night now and then, but between times it lets you enjoy life and dreams and echoes and peanut candy as if there were nothing the matter with it."

"Lord, when I feel that what I'm doing is insignificant and unimportant, help me to remember that everything I do is significant and important in your eyes, because you love me and you put me here, and no one else can do what I am doing in exactly the way I do it."

"There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved."

"Joe Barbera's s always complaining that he can't get humor into cartoons anymore. Just do it. You've got your money. Why do they let the networks run their lives?"

"Love moderately. Long love doth so.Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow.*Love each other in moderation. That is the key to long-lasting love. Too fast is as bad as too slow.*"

"Take a rain check on poverty with Cosmic Ordering."

"To want friendship is a great fault. Friendship ought to be a gratuitous joy, like the joys afforded by art or life."