Random Inspirational Quotes

"Let love bloom like a flower with the fragrance of the garden of your heart filled with beauty, joy, and happiness."

"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"We always reminisce about how everyone tried to get Diane Lane's attention, to very little success."

"You will suffer, son of Hades!’ What else is new? Nico thought."

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning."

"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."

"I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy."

"I've developed a great reputation for wisdom by ordering more books than I ever had time to read, and reading more books, by far, than I learned anything useful from, except, of course, that some very tedious gentlemen have written books."

"I'll sleep forever and meet you in my dreams; it'll hurt less anyway. But the pain of losing you was worth the pleasure of having you, and I rest in bed knowing you'll know for the rest of your life what you are missing.-Karen Quan and Jarod Kintz"

"We read the Golden Rule and judge it to be a brilliant distillation of many of our ethical impulses. And then we come across another of God’s teachings on morality: if a man discovers on his wedding night that his bride is not a virgin, he must stone her to death on her father’s doorstep (Deuteronomy 22:13-21)."

"No passion is stronger in the breast of a man than the desire to make others believe as he believes. Nothing so cuts at the root of his happiness and fills him with rage as the sense that another rates low what he prizes high."

"From the mouths of the innocents flows truth."

"My dad always says, some people will treat you badly and you can't help that. But how you handle it and how it makes you feel, that's up to you."

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"Curse of the Ageing Woman {Couplet} I'm a wallflower, bluestocking, left on the Shelf, When you're beyond one's sell-by date, you've left by yourself,"

"No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world."

"Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight."