#ass

"I saw this beautiful girl the other day. She had an ass behind her that seemed to go on for days. In fact, I’m still going on about her."

"Women should have nipples on their butts. From a design perspective, I think it would revolutionize the fashion industry."

"I’m feeling morass, when I should be feeling more ass. I can put my sadness behind me with what’s behind you."

"Candle making is a half-ass business, because the product is only useful half the day, at night. Why not make candles that double as dildos, and make it a whole-ass business."