#death

"Every day I think today could be my last day. My only fear is dying without telling her I love her one more time. All I pray for is one more time."

"I guess I just couldn't see standing there -- alive, talking, thinking, breathing, being -- one second, and dead the next. It really bothered me. Death by violence isn't the same as dying any other way, accident or disease or old age. It just ain't the same."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"And after a while...I mean, how do you choose? Who gets to live? Part of life is that...well, some people have to die. My powers aren't a prescription you can get filled as needed."

"I found myself thinking about President William McKinley, the third American president to be assassinated. He lived for several days after he was shot, and towards the end, his wife started crying and screaming, "I want to go too! I want to go too!"And with his last measure of strength, McKinley turned to her and spoke his last words: "We are all going."

"That's all you can do in this world, no matter how strong the current beats against you, or how heavy your burden, or how tragic your love story. You keep going."

"When I die, remember to remove my body from the cooler before you start making the hunch punch. But by all means, do get drunk on my memory."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"The death of a beautiful woman is, unquestionably, the most poetical topic in the world."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Life is a bitter sweet journey my friend, a bitter sweet journey."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Tell me not in mournful numbers,Life is but an empty dream!For the soul is dead that slumbers,And things are not what they seem.Life is real! Life is earnest!And the grave is not its goal;Dust thou are, to dust thou returnest,Was not spoken of the soul."

"How do you mourn something that never really belonged to you?"

"If they killed him tonight, at least he would die alive."

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"...all of our laments could not add a single second to her life, not one additional beat of the heart, nor a breath."