#Gross

"I think there's a little confusion between humor and 'gross' passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable, because they aren't the same thing."

"That's brain tissue. How can you-?"Claire shut her mouth, fast. "Never mind. I don't think I wanna know.""Truly, I think that's best. Please take it."He showed his teeth briefly in a very unsettling grin. "I'm giving you a piece of my mind.""I so wish you hadn't said that."

"Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else."

"To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle."

"I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss."

"We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross."