#humor-quotes

"Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels."

"Love is what you make it. Unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment."

"You gotta run more than your mouth to escape the treadmill of mediocrity. A true hustler jogs during the day, and sleepwalks at night."

"Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world."

"I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are."

"If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public."