#knowledge-education

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Nature's Prayer [10w] + {Couplet} Trees gesticulate in morning prayer;wind circulates with cleansing air."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."