#knowledge-education

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."