#knowledge-education

"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"An Enirely Different Matter [10W] Four states of matter:solid, liquid, gasand ffuzzy-wuzzy."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."