#knowledge-education

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."