#knowledge-education

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Dysfunctional vs. You're One Fucked Up Bitch [10w] "Causing pain's the only way you know how to love."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Brewing Poetry Comma sips between the lines,insights percolate into a 10w,a latte sonnet here, a cappuccino couplet there.A few smartass epiphanies,and something new in every brew.One final fix,voilà, the poem is fixed!I adore this caffeine,that alchemises the extraordinary into the routine,and vice versa with the unforseen.It turns blue aquamarine,and words into Mexican jumping beans."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."