#knowledge-education

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."