#knowledge-education

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Ranger Smith, Unemployement and the Possibility of Unperceived Existence If a tree falls in the forest and we're not there,do we fire the park ranger without making a sound?"

"test post please ignore .Gotcha!"

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."