#knowledge-education

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Metamorphosis [10w] Change. Become the butterfly.Don't stay a caterpillar with wings."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."