#knowledge-education

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Angels vs. Fools [10w] Au contraire: Angels rush in where fools fear to tread."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."