#knowledge-education

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"BFF, My Ass ~ It's a Jungle Out There! About one-third of all marriages are procured by sabotaging your best friend's happiness."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."