#knowledge-education

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Sublime Beauty When I shut my eyes, I can move mountains.When I open them, mountains can move me."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."