#knowledge-education

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."