#knowledge-education

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Breaking with Tradition is Tradition You can take the poem outside of tradition,but you can't take tradition out of the poem."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Whose Asphalt Is It? [10w] The road to mediocrity is paved with asphalt and tarmac."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."