"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"
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"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"
"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."
"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."
"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."
"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."
"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."
"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"
"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."
"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."
"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."
"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."
"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."
"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."
"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."
"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."
"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."
"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."
"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."
"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."