#knowledge-of-self

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"♀ Travelers vs. ♀ Tourists [10w] + [10w] Female travelers wear no makeup, stringy jewelry and Jesus sandals.Female travelers wear overcaked makeup, diamond jewelry and Gucci Booties."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"Today I Learned: Delete Today I learnedwhen you delete stuff on your computerit still resides on your hard drive.It's sort of like getting divorcedbut that bitch still lives in your house."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."