#knowledge-of-self

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Taco Bell [10w] Taco Bell: Living proof you can shit where you eat."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."