#knowledge-of-self

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Coins [10w] Statesmen whose faces are on coins are amenable to change."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Predestination [10w] 'Twas predestined that I'd call predestination a crock of shit."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."