#life

"I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"I’m not a very good sleeper. But you know what? I’m willing to put in a few extra hours every day to get better. That’s just the kind of hard worker I am."

"Associate with the noblest people you can find; read the best books; live with the mighty; but learn to be happy alone."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Some infinities are bigger than other infinities."

"I had a dream about you last night.. You were balancing ten tiny footballs on your nose while dancing with a turquoise unicorn."

"The art of living... is neither careless drifting on the one hand nor fearful clinging to the past on the other. It consists in being sensitive to each moment, in regarding it as utterly new and unique, in having the mind open and wholly receptive."

"Even after the stormiest weather, a true warrior will still reflect the brilliant rays of the magnificent sun through both his or her eyes. You may get hit by sudden lighting or take severe beatings from the cruel wind, but you will always get back up and stand strong on your feet again, soak in the sunlight, and be prepared to get hit by even the most merciless hail - time and time again."

"Life is so constructed that an event does not, cannot, will not, match the expectation."

"I think that we are like stars. Something happens to burst us open; but when we burst open and think we are dying; we’re actually turning into a supernova. And then when we look at ourselves again, we see that we’re suddenly more beautiful than we ever were before!"

"Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?"

"Don't you know how sweet and wonderful life can be?"

"Mr. Smith yelled at the doctor,What have you done to my boy?He's not flesh and blood,he's aluminum alloy!"The doctor said gently,What I'm going to saywill sound pretty wild.But you're not the father of this strange looking child.You see, there still is some questionabout the child's gender,but we think that its fatheris a microwave blender."

"When you can live forever what do you live for?"

"The reason most people give up so fast is that they look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have come."

"The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone, but the things you do for others remain as your legacy."

"Let your life lightly dance on the edges of Time like dew on the tip of a leaf."

"I have a deeply hidden and inarticulate desire for something beyond the daily life."