#love

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"To say that one waits a lifetime for his soulmate to come around is a paradox. People eventually get sick of waiting, take a chance on someone, and by the art of commitment become soulmates, which takes a lifetime to perfect."

"Self-respect. It would make me lovable. And it's the secret to good sex."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Mmm Mmm Good Gimmick Campbell's Soup announced todayit's introducing 'QWERTY' soupfor our more computer literate children.Who are they kidding?They're just relabeling the old Alphabet Soup."

"Cosmetics makers have always sold 'hope in a jar' - creams and potions that promise youth, beauty, sex appeal, and even love for the women who use them."

"Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude."

"I was dead, then alive.Weeping, then laughing.The power of love came into me,and I became fierce like a lion,then tender like the evening star."

"I loved you so much once. I did. More than anything in the whole wide world. Imagine that. What a laugh that is now. Can you believe it? We were so intimate once upon a time I can't believe it now. The memory of being that intimate with somebody. We were so intimate I could puke. I can't imagine ever being that intimate with somebody else. I haven't been."

"We can live without religion and meditation, but we cannot survive without human affection."

"If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other."

"All's fair in love and war,"said Ron brightly, "and this is a bit of both."

"Maybe it just means that love can be stronger than fear."

"If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans."

"I would love to make my music and be completely anonymous, but that doesn't work. You can't have success and be faceless."

"Love is a serious mental disease."

"Everything about her has to do with me."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"I love firm hugs. Statues are so affectionate. Well, at least compared to my ex wife."

"Me quota ang pag-ibig. Sa bawat limang umiibig, isa lang ang magiging maligaya. Ang iba, iibig sa di sila iniibig. Iibig nang di natututo. O iibig sa wala. O di iibig kailanman."