#master-key

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Unruffled [10w] Nothing’s calmer than an unruffled duck eating a cool cucumber."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."