#master-key

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"Every Small Child is a Miracle [10w] The God of small children is the one true God."

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."