#master-key

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."