#master-key

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

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"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."